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things that entertain me instead of studying for an information package. Teaching my shame

I know that I'm picky, but I'm a fair person and that is why I decided to take this post to criticize myself listing things which I can waste time instead of using it in something useful.

1. Cabidades my nose look closely at the picture you have in your room Marta.

2. Playing with clips.

3. Look around a bit on the Internet (in part because of Joseph, which requires us to maintain an identity that requires many hours of dedication).

4. Try winning bids on Ebay. By the way, I have not won. I am left with a silly face at the computer ...

5. Assemble and disassemble to Mr. Potato Head, who is a vice not see.

Now you can see I am a shameless, but worse would be in the street in the cold.

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My first short analytical dogma.

Very good, today I will submit my first short dogma. If you do not know that you will Dogma movement to put both in a few lines, or rather in its 10 commandments

1. Filming must be done outdoors. Accessories and decorations can not be entered (if a particular accessory is necessary for the story, it is necessary to choose one of the field in which this is optional).
2. The sound must never be produced separately from the images and vice versa. (You can not use music unless it is present on the scene in which the wheel).
3. the camera is held in the hand. Any movement or immobility-managed-hand are allowed.
4. The film must be in color. Special lighting is not accepted. (It is dark, the scene must be cut, or you can mount only one light on the camera.)
5. Optical work and filters are forbidden.
6. The film must not contain superficial action. (Dead, weapons. In any case.)
7. Temporal and geographical alienation are forbidden. (That is, the film takes place here and now.)
8. Genre movies are not valid.
9. The movie format should be in 35 mm.
10. The director must not appear in the credits

do not think it necessary to say that I take this a joke. People are very bad and think the worst first.

Well, here's my first film "From stew dinner there, and not like a street whore."

Indeed, many say: do not see anything, do not understand what they say, could not have lit something?, Subtitles to understand what they say are necessary ... To all of you with 5-word answer: This is Dogma, anything goes!

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Christian (boycott the film) Slater

As indicated in the title, I am a man of extremes or a man without compromise: or I love you or hate you.

This time I will introduce you to someone who I detest as an actor, but I do not mind having as a friend on my Tuenti. This is the great Christian Slater, the great expert on choosing roles in movies shit wrapped in the same organic material.

if you think I'm lying and I'm Christian prey upon the poor just have to take a look at his filmography.

Let's see if the boy did not enter this world badly. His first job was with Sean Connery in the Name of the Rose. The problem he has had in his career, apart from having no talent, is that his agent seems to be blinded by all the names of films that are shocking and cheesy at the same time, such as:

- Animal waves.
- Gleaming the Cube.
- Untamed Heart.
- Hollow Man 2.
- Hunted.

But if you need to understand their intention to boycott the film you can see his two works magna at the level of interpretation:

1. Broken Arrow: Broken Arrow.
pretty crappy action movie, which takes place on a train in which there are a few warheads. The villain of the movie is good John Travolta and Slater handsome fellow is our friend. In this film still had hair, the only thing remarkable about him more than an hour and a half of film.

2. Alone in the dark.
rather not talk about this movie. If someday
falls into your hands I will understand. (A good friend of mine knows what I mean, indeed shares my opinion)