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My first short analytical dogma.

Very good, today I will submit my first short dogma. If you do not know that you will Dogma movement to put both in a few lines, or rather in its 10 commandments

1. Filming must be done outdoors. Accessories and decorations can not be entered (if a particular accessory is necessary for the story, it is necessary to choose one of the field in which this is optional).
2. The sound must never be produced separately from the images and vice versa. (You can not use music unless it is present on the scene in which the wheel).
3. the camera is held in the hand. Any movement or immobility-managed-hand are allowed.
4. The film must be in color. Special lighting is not accepted. (It is dark, the scene must be cut, or you can mount only one light on the camera.)
5. Optical work and filters are forbidden.
6. The film must not contain superficial action. (Dead, weapons. In any case.)
7. Temporal and geographical alienation are forbidden. (That is, the film takes place here and now.)
8. Genre movies are not valid.
9. The movie format should be in 35 mm.
10. The director must not appear in the credits

do not think it necessary to say that I take this a joke. People are very bad and think the worst first.

Well, here's my first film "From stew dinner there, and not like a street whore."

Indeed, many say: do not see anything, do not understand what they say, could not have lit something?, Subtitles to understand what they say are necessary ... To all of you with 5-word answer: This is Dogma, anything goes!